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Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and the English language :-)

The Kansas Board of Education decided to teach both "evolution by natural selection" and "intelligent design" in biology classes. President Bush welcomed this move by saying "I think that part of education is to expose people to different schools of thought." Bobby Henderson took this opportunity to create the parody religion Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. He is protesting against the teaching of intelligent design by demanding that Kansas schools should also include in their biology curriculum his theory that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. The followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster sometimes call themselves "Pastafarians" (a pun on Rastafarians) and are organized in Germany as well. Folkard Wohlgemuth informed us about this controversy and Internet phenomenon.

Unrelated to the Spaghetti Monster, but also very funny indeed is the following list of reasons, why the English language is so difficult to learn. We thank Folkard for forwarding this list as well:

If you've learned to speak English, you must be a genius! This little double take on the lovely language we share is only for the brave. Continue at your leisure, English lovers, or those forced to speak our language: 
The bandage was wound around the wound.  The farm was used to produce produce.  The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.  We must polish the Polish furniture.  He could lead if he would get the lead out.  The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.  Since there is no time like the present, he began to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't "fing", grocers don't "groce" and hammers don't" ham"?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth?
One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
Is it an odd, or an end?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers "praught"?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

Unfortunately, we do not know the original author(s) or the source and therefore can't acknowledge her/him/them and give credit.


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